You won't be the first, but you might be the next.
The fun and exciting YOU'RE NEXT opens this weekend after years of waiting for its glory to be unleashed upon the world. To help celebrate, two of the film's stars, Barbara Crampton (the guy with the round face) and A.J. Bowen (the beautiful lady) stopped by the Drafthouse to threaten talkers and texters with gory deaths.
So, you know, don't do it. Unless you're looking for the coolest suicide ever.