BREAKING NEWS: We won World War II! So tonight we celebrate with a 1940s-appropriate performance by a big band barnburner, along with a high-kicking cadre of daredevil dancers. BUT!... mad science surfaces to seize the soiree with a sinister serum that shape-shifts this bubbly boogie into something so wicked, unsettling and monstrous that you'll wish your great grandparents had never shared that taxi. The details are a closely guarded government secret, but you'd better believe that this night is destined to kick off World War 3 through 8!